my adventure to china

Along time ago (like a week ago) I went to china because it was summer and we went to the great wall of china to go bungee jumping off the side.But some how the Eiffel tower was there and I fell off it. A week later i woke up in the hospital. I had gotten 5 laser surgery,12 shots,266 broken bones,and3 cat scans. a year later I dyed.......No just kidding by then i was all better except for some mental issues but that's another story